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Welcome to Stars and Stripes

Welcome to Stars and Stripes clan, a gaming community for Battlefield since 2003. You must register to post in our community, but don't worry this is a simple process that requires minimal information. Create Account or Sign In.

To apply for our clan, Register on our website, after doing this, the "Join SAS" will appear at the top for you to fill out an application.
  • Stars and Stripes has been playing Battlefield since 2003.
  • We play other games such as DayZ, ArmA 3, and Star Citizan.
  • We are a relaxed and casual community but also take part in competitive matches.
  • We do NOT sort our members into military ranks, everyone is equal in our community.
  • Teamspeak 3 is the core of our community, you do NOT need to be a member to play with us! ts3.sasklan.com
Guest Message by DevFuse

WELCOME TO STARS AND STRIPES

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The Grinch of SAS VOTE TODAY


The Grinch of SAS Weaklinks :/

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

 

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

 

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!




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